Headlines that left South Africa Amused

People do odd things around the world, that much we know. But do you know that fellow South Africans do even weirder things? Well, just in case you don’t believe us, here a few headlines that left South Africa amused and shocked.

Clever Rats

The Headline reads: “Rats that know how to operate the stove and make food for themselves spotted in Alexandra”. We do not know when this was, but what we do know is that those are some pretty clever rats in Alexandra. They deserve a movie don’t you think, “Rise of the Planet of the Rats”, maybe?

National Anthem Tiring….

A headline a few years ago read, “Brazilian National Team announce that they played horribly because they were exhausted from singing their national anthem”. In their defense, their national anthem is rather fast.

Shadow Thief

This headline was spotted a while back, “Criminal in Limpopo Arrested for Stealing People’s Shadows”. We are sure it wasn’t in the literal sense, but you need to read the story to find out what really happened. And how they managed to catch the thief. But just in case the criminal really did steal people’s shadows, we wonder how they gave them back to the owners.

headline, so hot chickens laying boiled eggsBoiled Eggs…

Most people love boiled eggs. This is because they are healthy. We are also sure that they prefer them boiled with water on the stove. This is why the people from Limpopo were not so pleased with the heat. And the news caught wind of it; the headline was as follows, “People in Limpopo complaining about the heat. They say it’s causing their chickens to lay boiled eggs”.

Headlines at Punt Casino

As South Africa’s top online casino we do have a few eye-catching headlines ourselves. They read as follows, “Total Jackpots at Punt Casino Amounts to more than R64 Million!”  “Punt Casino gives players the Ultimate Online Casino Gaming Experience”.

Be a VIP at Punt Casino

Normal is fun, but at times, it gets boring. So why not try something new for once in your life? And by new, we mean to be a VIP, a top banana, a top dog, a Very Important Person. And we all know that VIP’s live lives that we can only dream about. Well, we have news for you, you too can become a VIP at South Africa’s leading online casino.be a vip with punt casino

What is a VIP?

By definition, a VIP is a Very Important Person. As you are a very important person you are accorded special privileges. And you will get special treatment that is different from all the other people. You will be living like a king or like a queen. We can guarantee you that the treatment that you receive as a top banana at S.A’s N#1 online casino is the finest in the world and there is no other like it.

How to be a VIP

Being a top dog is as easy as 123. The process is not hard and best of all it doesn’t take up that much time. All that you have to do to become a VIP at South Africa’s leading online casino is simply to ask to be one. Like we said, it’s not that hard, simply send an email to the support team at Punt Casino and they will get back to you.

Why be a VIP?

The proper question is, Why not be a VIP? Who doesn’t want to be treated like a king or queen? As an Important Person, you get the best bonuses and you get promotions that are tailor-made to suit your needs. You get to experience another level of online casino gaming. And if you fancy special any time gifts, well you can expect to get plenty of these as a Very Important Person.

Buying The Perfect Car for a Lady

Buying a car for a man is easy; as long as it moves and has wheels then that’s it. It is, however, a whole new story when it comes to buying the perfect car for a lady. A lot of things have to be considered, besides, ladies are known to always be a bit more particular than men.

Cost

As a lady buying a car, you should always consider the cost. Not only how much it will cost for you to buy the car, but the maintenance as well. You don’t want to buy a car that’s so expensive that you will be returning to the dealer in a few months. You want a ride or die type of car.

Say “No”

Learn how to say no. There is a belief that ladies are an easy target, but here is the chance to prove them wrong. If you don’t like the car, just say no, don’t allow the dealer to sell you a car that you don’t like.

Patience Pays

Yes, patience does pay. So as a lady buying a car, take your time to find the car that you want. Don’t allow anyone to rush you. Not your family, friends, the dealer or even bae. Just chill to have found that car that you can call “your baby.”

perfect car for a ladyBe Car Wise

You don’t have to be a mechanic, but just know a bit about cars and the car that you want. To scare the dealer a bit, just tell him a bit about the car engine. This will help to show that you know the car that you want and that you won’t settle for less.

Time to your Advantage

Don’t be pressured into buying a car. This type of peer pressure can and will cost you. Just because all your friends are getting married doesn’t mean you have to get married too. The same applies to buying a car. Just make sure that when you buy the car, it’s all done at your time.
In the meantime, while you are still debating between the rides on the market, play a few online games at Mzansi’s top online casino.