Category: News

We know mid-month can be hectic. But here are a few funny sayings that just brighten up your day. Because here at Punt Casino, we know how hard things can get.

Funny Sayings

Positive Thoughts

Just in case the boss told you that you are a nobody, here is a positive thought. I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. I am perfect.

Chocolate Lover

If people think that you are too much chocolate, we have the perfect come back for you. Just tell them this, “as long as cocoa beans grow on trees, chocolate is a fruit to me.”

Voices in your head

Hearing voices in my head is normal. Listening to them is quite common. Arguing with them is acceptable. It’s only when you lose the argument that the trouble begins.
To those who have a problem with people who hear voices in their head. Well, we know that the voices in our heads are not real. But their ideas are just so awesome.

Lazy?

So my best friend is so organized and she is always telling me to be more like here. But, to me organized people are simply too lazy to search for stuff.

Survival is Key

A jellyfish has existed since time immemorial with no brain. And throughout all that time, it has managed to survive. We hope that this gives hope to some people.

Gossiper Problem Solved

Do people gossip and talk behind your back? We have the perfect solution, simply fart.

Superhero

I just might be a superhero, guys. Well, am not saying that am Batman, but so far, I can bet, no one has seen me and Batman in the same room.

Outstanding

Someone asks you what you are doing standing outside. Just tell them that you are outstanding, simple.

Food Wonderful food

Guys, guys we know, things aren’t going well. But stressed is just desserts spelt backwards.
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You know something is popular when people start cooking up myths about it. What are myths, well, these are just glorified lies. And today, we will look at some popular online gambling myths.

#1 Online Gambling Encourages Underage Players

While this myth might true for other nations, in South Africa this is not the case. Online casinos like Punt Casino go to great lengths to make sure that all the gamers are of the legal age. And with so many security checks, the slightest lie can get you caught. So might as well wait till you are of the legal age to gamble. It won’t hurt.

#2 Playing Online Casino Games Can Make You Go Broke

Trust us on this one, this is a lie. This is because many online casinos have measures to help players stay well within their gambling budget. A number of online casinos have the option where players can set an amount that they want to gamble with, and once that amount is reached, that’s bye-bye to online gambling for a set period of time.

#3 Online Casinos Don’t Pay

If you have been playing at a real money online casino that doesn’t pay you, we suggest you switch to playing with Punt Casino. As South Africa’s leading casino, they do pay, as long as you win, they will pay up.

#4 Good Luck Charms Can Help You Win

Ehhhh….We would love to tell you to stop but…  Let us tell it you straight up… Whatever activates your luck, keep doing it!

#5 Online Casino Games are Rigged

This is another lie. Online casino games are not rigged. The winning combinations are generated by a Random Number Generator. Meaning to say not even the online casino has a clue about who is going to win and when.

Today, it’s South Africa versus Sri Lanka in the T20. We are sure that all the cricket lovers are counting down the hours to the match. As S.A’s top online casino, we are 110% behind the South Africa National Cricket Team, the Protea’s. We can’t be supporting Sri Lanka, where would the patriotism be in that?

The Build Up

The Proteas started their journey for the T20 with their tour of Sri Lanka. The tour started on the 12^th of July and today’s match will be the one to conclude it. Sri Lanka managed to walk away with the 2 Tests, while the Protea’s scooped the ODI’s 3-2. If you take it from us, that’s definitely a job well done for the boys.  The match will be held at R. Premadasa Stadium in Colombo and will be streamed live on SS2.

The Teams

The Proteas will have to play without their captain Fa du Plessis who injured himself in the third match and was ruled out of the tour. In his absence, JP Duminy will have to take the reins as the captain of the team. We hope that the veteran batsman will show Sri Lanka the skill that we all know that he has.
For Sri Lanka, Dinesh Chandimal has served his sentence for ball tempering and will be resurfacing today. He had to sit out both the Test matches and the ODI series. He will definitely be well rested for this match. The team will be captained by Angelo Matthews who is an all-rounder.

The Odds

Cricket is the second most loved sport after Soccer, so obviously, the betting odds have been set in motion. For those who love to bet, we just hope that you bet on the winning team. Though at this stage, we are not too sure which the winning team will be.
Till we do find out, play some online casino games at Punt Casino.