We know mid-month can be hectic. But here are a few funny sayings that just brighten up your day. Because here at Punt Casino, we know how hard things can get.

Funny Sayings

Positive Thoughts

Just in case the boss told you that you are a nobody, here is a positive thought. I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. I am perfect.

Chocolate Lover

If people think that you are too much chocolate, we have the perfect come back for you. Just tell them this, “as long as cocoa beans grow on trees, chocolate is a fruit to me.”

Voices in your head

Hearing voices in my head is normal. Listening to them is quite common. Arguing with them is acceptable. It’s only when you lose the argument that the trouble begins.
To those who have a problem with people who hear voices in their head. Well, we know that the voices in our heads are not real. But their ideas are just so awesome.

Lazy?

So my best friend is so organized and she is always telling me to be more like here. But, to me organized people are simply too lazy to search for stuff.

Survival is Key

A jellyfish has existed since time immemorial with no brain. And throughout all that time, it has managed to survive. We hope that this gives hope to some people.

Gossiper Problem Solved

Do people gossip and talk behind your back? We have the perfect solution, simply fart.

Superhero

I just might be a superhero, guys. Well, am not saying that am Batman, but so far, I can bet, no one has seen me and Batman in the same room.

Outstanding

Someone asks you what you are doing standing outside. Just tell them that you are outstanding, simple.

Food Wonderful food

Guys, guys we know, things aren’t going well. But stressed is just desserts spelt backwards.
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